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Re: Fwd: Colorado

That's pretty funny.  A meat eating vegetarian.  Too funny.
  I have a license plate frame on my car that says "VEGETARIAN - old Indian word for bad hunter".

Cathy Carpenter <cathy.c@insightbb.com> wrote:
  Well, I sent that midwestern thing to a Colorado friend and he 
returned the favor!

Cathy, west central IL, z5b

Begin forwarded message:
> You are a Coloradoan if ...........
> 1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
> 2. You know what the " Peoples Republic of Boulder " means.
> 3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from 
> the mountains.
> 4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
> 5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have 
> your own special bike lane.
> 6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow 
> during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
> 7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you 
> would never go there otherwise.
> 8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat 
> Tire Beer.
> 9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
> 10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
> 11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and 
> spring blizzards
> 12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
> 13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from 
> altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
> 14 You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but 
> can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
> 15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista
> 16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of 
> beer and not get a buzz.
> 17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
> 18 You have surge protectors on every outlet.
> 19. April showers bring May blizzards.
> 20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
> 21. You know what a 'Chinook' is
> 22. You know what a ' Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
> 23 You know what a "fourteener" is.
> 24. But you don't know what a "turn signal" is.
> 25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as 
> a Democrat in Congress does.
> 26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
> 27. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
> 28. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
> 29. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
> 30. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
> 31. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
> 32. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
> 33. You know where the real " South Park " is.
> 34. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
> 35. Driving directions usually include 'Go over_________ Pass. '
> 36. You've 'checked for ticks.
> 37. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.
> 38. You've gone snow skiing in July and.........
> 39. You've played golf in January and.......
> 40. They were in the same year!
> 41. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run 
> into both oceans.
> 42. You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is.
> 43. And the most important: You get a certain feeling of 
> satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both down 
> stream.
> 44. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your 
> Colorado friends.
> Delicious ideas to please the pickiest eaters. Watch the video on 
> AOL Living.

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