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Re: how to bathe a cat was: cat collars was now cat door

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  • Subject: Re: [CHAT] how to bathe a cat was: cat collars was now cat door
  • From: "Marge Talt" <mtalt@hort.net>
  • Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 00:03:06 -0500

:-) I actually had that one saved as well; it's also a good one.

Have you guys seen the one about 'how to pill a cat'?  If not, I've
got that stashed away and will haul it out:-)

Marge Talt, zone 7 Maryland
mtalt@hort.net
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> From: Aplfgcnys@aol.com
> 
> And then there's this
> HOW TO WASH THE CAT
> Thoroughly clean the toilet.
> Add the required amount
> 
> of shampoo to the toilet water,
> 
> and have both lids lifted.
> 
> Obtain the cat and soothe him
> 
> while you carry him towards
> 
> the bathroom.
> 
> In one smooth movement,
> 
> put the cat in the toilet<FONT  COLOR="#000000" B
> 
> and close both lids
> 
> (you may need to stand on
> 
> the lid so that he cannot escape).
> 
> 
> 
> Flush the toilet three or four times.
> 
>  
> 
> 
> 
> Have someone open the door
> 
> to the outside and ensure
> 
> that there are no people
> 
> between the toilet and the
> 
> outside door.
> 
> 
> 
> Stand behind the toilet as far
> 
> as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
> 
> 
> 
> The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he
> will dry himself.
> 
> 
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> Sincerely, The DOG
> 
>
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