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Plant Addicts?Horticulture Helpers Anonymous

How do I sign up as a Charter member? (grin!) If my memory were better, I
would memorize it all, but I think numbers 1-3 just about says it all! LOL!

Maddy Mason
Hudson Valley, NY  zone 5/6

In a message dated 6/23/03 12:04:33 PM Eastern Daylight Time, "Daryl" <
pulis@mindspring.com writes:

> Read (and memorize) the HHA Creed so that you know that
> you are not alone!
> The Horticultural Helpers Anonymous (HHA) Creed.
>  1. I want it.
>  2. I want it all.
>  3. I want it now.

4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively
expensive, I want it most of all.

  5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life
such as food for my children in order to have it.

  6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.

  7. I recognize your horticultural dependency.

  8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will

  9. This makes us infinitely happy.

10. Any money not spent by virtue of comparison shopping equals
found money and therefore is not counted as spending.

11. More is more!

12. Regardless of my previous desire for, planning for, or need
of any plant, if all the others have it, I must have one, too.

13. If I have planted all that I have already purchased, I must
immediately purchase additional plants.

14. We believe in owning all plants, we believe in sowing all
seeds, and owning all catalogs and books related to feeding our
needs. If there be any plant that is virtuous, lovely, or of good
report or praiseworthy, we seek after these.

At this point, it is customary to recite one's VISA card number,
from memory only, please.
- -----------------------------------
This creed began life around 1994 in the Gardening Roundtable of
GEnie.  It was refined and condensed by Denise Beck, a CompuServe
Garden Forum member.

"A garden, where one may enter in and forget the whole world, cannot be
in a week, nor a month, nor a year; it must be planned for, waited for and
loved into being."    Chinese Proverb

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