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Re: humor-the best medicine

He has been concerned over the past couple of months, because he felt 
like they were holding back from giving him the kind of major project 
they had previously.  But still- they basically rounded up about 12 
people for a group meeting and told them all they were being let go.  
They did at least give them info about unemployment and a potential 
small severence package, and a box to go pack their stuff.
He has spent the last 2 days job hunting and calling me to see if I'm 
OK.  What a week.

Kitty wrote:

>Oh, Theresa, laid off?  That's got to hit him hard.  Was he expecting it at
>all?  I'm so sorry; I know how that can feel.
>>...So, what do you think will happen
>My mother always said these things come in 3s.
>neIN, Z5
>----- Original Message ----- 
>From: "Theresa -yhoo" <tchessie@yahoo.com>
>To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
>Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 7:04 PM
>Subject: Re: [CHAT] humor-the best medicine
>>Thank you Kitty for a much needed giggle.  My dad is
>>more lucid today- but doesn't understand that he won't
>>be able to come home.  And.... to top off the day, my
>>husband called me an hour and a half ago to tell me
>>that he was laid-off of work today (after 6 1/2 years
>>with this company)..So, what do you think will happen
>>Got any more jokes?  I think today calls for 2 or more
>>--- Chapel Ridge Wal Mart National Hearing Center
>><4042N15@nationalhearing.com> wrote:
>>>And now for a shot of much needed humor....
>>>The Dachshund
>>>President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle
>>>the war once and for
>>>They sat down and decided to settle the whole
>>>dispute with one dog fight.
>>>They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting
>>>dog in the world and
>>>whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
>>>dominate the world.
>>>Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
>>>Rottweiler female dogs in
>>>the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian
>>>wolves. They selected
>>>the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
>>>removed his siblings,
>>>which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
>>>came up with the biggest,
>>>meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its' cage
>>>needed steel bars that were
>>>5" thick and nobody could get near it.
>>>When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up
>>>with a strange
>>>animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone
>>>felt sorry for Bush
>>>there was no way that this dog could possibly last
>>>10 seconds with the
>>>Afghanistani dog.
>>>When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came
>>>out of its' cage, and
>>>slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
>>>snarled and leaped
>>>of its' cage and charged the American Dachshund ---
>>>but when it got close
>>>enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its' mouth and
>>>consumed Osama's dog
>>>one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
>>>Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in
>>>disbelief, "We don't
>>>how this could have happened. We had our best people
>>>working for 5 years
>>>with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler  dogs in
>>>the world and the
>>>biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
>>>"That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael
>>>Jackson's plastic surgeon
>>>working for 5 years to make that alligator look like
>>>a wiener dog".
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