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Re: Fwd: Women over 40 - Andy Rooney


neIN, Zone 5
----- Original Message ----- From: "Cathy Carpenter" <cathy.c@insightbb.com>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Monday, June 18, 2007 7:53 PM
Subject: [CHAT] Fwd: Women over 40 - Andy Rooney

Has nothing to do with gardening, but thought you might find it amusing.

Cathy, west central IL, z5b

Begin forwarded message:

-----Original Message-----
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
thinks about women over 40:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the
middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do,
and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in
the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you
get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
herCBCB younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we
praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot
woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies,
I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays
80% of women are against marriage. Why?  Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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