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Easter joke - this one does have a bunny - and a blonde

  • To: "Agardenchat" gardenchat@hort.net
  • Subject: [CHAT] Easter joke - this one does have a bunny - and a blonde
  • From: "Kitty" kmrsy@comcast.net
  • Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 21:45:57 -0500


 A man is driving along a highway  and sees a rabbit jump out
 across the middle of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting it,
 but unfortunately  the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

 The driver,  a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
 pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
 Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
 The driver feels so awful  that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
 sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

 She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to
 the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the
 rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
 down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves
 again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
 another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and
 again,until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to
 the woman and demands,
"What is in that can What did you spray on that rabbit?"

 The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

 It says...

 "Hair Spray -

 Restores life to dead hair,

 adds permanent wave."

neIN, Z5

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