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[Fwd: FW: The Sharing Marriage]


    This has nothingto do with gardening or horticluture, but in the
    spirit of the Easter Season, I thought we should all take another
    look at sharing.  Rich in Z-5 where it's cold compared to the past
    few days

    *The sharing of marriage...
    **The old man placed order for one** **hamburger, French** **fries
    and a drink.**

    **He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,**
    **placing one half in front of his wife.
    **He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them**
    **into two piles and neatly placed one pile** **in front of his wife
    **He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the
    cup down bet ween them . As he began to eat his few bites of
    hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

    Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can
    afford is one meal for the two of them.'

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
    said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. **

    **People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't
    eaten a bit e. She sat there watching her husband eat and
    occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
    another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you,
    we are used to sharing everything.'

    Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
    the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who
    had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are
    waiting for?'

    She answered**

    **(Continue below - This is great)*


    **'THE TEETH.'*





    "Give thanks to the Lord for he

    is good; his love endures forever."

    Psalm 118:1


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