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Re: RE: holiday decorating, now mice

Thought you might enjoy this:
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on the
night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet,
and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to
leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into
the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always
tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon." He's just
going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the
husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive
away. "Stupid b*%@# was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a** downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Donna " <justme@prairieinet.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 6:27 PM
Subject: RE: RE: [CHAT] holiday decorating, now mice

> > Had to change the subject line a little....unless you're planning to
> > decorate your upsidedown tree with mouse carcasses.
> >
> > Kitty
> well now... wouldn't that get the neighbors talking.....
> Donna
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