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Hi everyone
	I thought some might find this interesting or amusing.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them and gives
you part of the milk.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes one and gives it to your

FASCISM: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them and sells you
the milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The gov't. take both your cows, then shoots

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The gov't. takes both of them, shoots
one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

DEMOCRACY: Everyone has two cows, then a vote is taken, and whatever the
majority decides to do, you do, and that's no bull!

                Bob Axmear 208 2nd St Ne  Waukon,Ia 52172-1308 
                http://www.hostasonline.com/  Hostasonline.com  
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