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> > > > > > Men Get Even > > > > > > A husband and wife are getting all
>snugly in > bed. The passion is > > > heating up as it sometimes does.
> >
> > > > > But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I > don't feel like
it,
> > > > I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her > husband. The
wife >
> > > explains that he must be in tune with her > emotional needs as a >
> >
>Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to > happen tonight and he > >
>
>might as well deal with it. > > > > > > The next day the husband takes
her
>shopping at a > big department > > > store. He walks around and has her
try
>on three > very expensive > > > outfits. She can't decide.He tells his
wife
>to > take all three of > > > them. They head to the shoe department and

>pick > up matching shoes > > > worth $200 each. > > > > > > The pair go
to
>the jewelry department where she > finds a set of > > > diamond
earrings
>that her husband agrees to buy > for her. The wife > > > is so excited.
She
>thinks her husband has > flipped out - but she > > > doesn't care. She
goes
>for the matching tennis > bracelet. The > > > husband says "You don't
even
>play tennis, but if > you like it then > > > let's get it." > > > > > >
The
>wife is jumping up and down so excited she > cannot even > > > believe
what
>is going on. She says to her > husband, "I'm ready to > > > go, let's
go to
>the cashier." > > > > > > The husband stops and says, "No, honey I
don't >
>feel like buying > > > all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank.
>
>"Honey - I just > > > want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." > > > >
> >
>The look on her face is indescribable and she is > about to explode > >
>
>as her husband says, "You must be in tune with > my financial needs > >
>
>as a Man."



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