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Real Man University (joke)


 
  REAL MAN UNIVERSITY:
  >>    A new 2-year degree is being offered at Life University that many
  of
  you
  >>should be interested in:  Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just 6
  >>trimesters, you too can be a real man-as well as earn an AA degree (AA
  Real
  >>Men).  Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
  >>
  >>FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
  >>MEN 101  Combating stupidity
  >>MEN 102  You, Too, Can Do Housework
  >>MEN 103  PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  >>MEN 104  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
  >>
  >>WINTER SCHEDULE
  >>MEN 110  Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  >>MEN 111  Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 AM
  >>MEN 112  Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
  >>EAT 100  Get a Life, Learn to Cook
  >>EAT 101  Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
  >>ECON 001A  What's Hers is Hers
  >>
  >>SPRING SCHEDULE
  >>MEN 120  How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
  >>MEN 121  Understanding Your Incompetence
  >>MEN 122  YOU, the Weaker Sex
  >>MEN 123  Reasons to Give Flowers
  >>
  >>SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
  >>SEX 101  You CAN Fall Asleep without It
  >>SEX 102  Morning Dilemma:  If It's Awake, Take a Shower
  >>MEN 201  How to Stay Awake After Sex
  >>MEN 202  How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
  >>ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)
  >>
  >>WINTER SCHEDULE
  >>MEN 210  The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  >>MEN 211  How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
  >>MEN 212  You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
  >>MEN 213  Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel Washington, Especially When
  Naked
  >>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
  >>
  >>SPRING SCHEDULE
  >>MEN 220  Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/FailOnly)
  >>MEN 221  Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
  >>MEN 222  Real Men Ask for Directions
  >>MEN 223  Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT ConsideredForeplay
  >>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important 2
  >>
  >>COURSE ELECTIVES
  >>EAT 110  Cooking with Tofu
  >>EAT 111  Utilization of Eating Utensils
  >>EAT 112  Burping and Belching Discreetly
  >>MEN 231  Mothers-in-Law
  >>MEN 232  Appear to Be Listening
  >>MEN 233  Just Say "Yes, Dear"
  >>ECON 001B  Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)
  >>
  >> *Classes are offered at a reduced rate for retirees. Unlimited

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