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[Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Lord of the Computer!]]

>Here's another heaven/computer joke circulating.
>Three people arrived at heaven before the Almighty.
>He asked who they were.  The first replied, Mahatma Ghandi.  The
>Almighty recognized him as the father of peaceful protest and defender of
>the politically defenseless.  He said "come sit by me on this chair to my
>The second person came forward and presented herseld as Mother Teresa.  The
>Almighty recognized her as the epitomy of helpers of the poor and needy.  He
>said "come sit on the chair to my right".
>The third person presented himself  and said. "Hi - I'm Bill Gates and I
>believe you are in my chair"
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