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Re: Cat Washing



  Subject: Cat Washing
  >
  >
  >  How to Wash a Cat:
  >
  >    1.  Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  >
  >    2.  Add the required amount of shampoo to the
  > toilet water,
  >         and have both toilet lids lifted.
  >
  >    3.  Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
  > him
  >         towards the bathroom.
  >
  >    4.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
  > toilet and
  >         close both lids (you may need to stand on
  > the lid so that he
  >         cannot escape).  CAUTION:   Do not get any
  > part of your
  >         body too close to the edge, as his paws will
  > be reaching out
  >         for any purchase they can find.
  >
  >     5.  Flush the toilet three or four times.  This
  > provides a
  >         "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to
  > be quite
  >          effective.
  >
  >     6.  Have someone open the door to the outside
  > and ensure
  >          that there are no people between the toilet
  > and the outside
  >          door.
  >
  >     7.  Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
  > and quickly
  >          lift both lid
  >
  >     8.  The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
  > toilet, and run
  >          outside where he will dry himself.
  >
  >          Sincerely,
  >          The DOG
 

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