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Re: Only in.....



  > > > Two Yankees are driving through Texas, when they get
  > > > pulled over by
  > > > a State Trooper.
  > > >
  > > >   The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
  > > > nightstick, the
  > > > driver
  > > >   rolls down the window and WHACK! ...  The trooper
  > > > smacked him right
  > > > on top of the head with the stick.
  > > >
  > > > The driver finally comes to and asks, "What the hell
  > > > was that for!?"
  > > >
  > > > The Trooper says, "You're in Texas, son.  When we
  > > > pull you over, you
  > > > better have your license ready when we get to your
  > > > car."
  > > >
  > > >   Not wanting to make his situation with the law any
  > > > worse, the driver
  > > >   says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
  > > > here."
  > > >
  > > >   The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and
  > > > he's clean.He
  > > >   gives the guy his license back and walks around to
  > > > the passenger side
  > > >   and taps on the window.
  > > >
  > > >   The passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK!
  > > > The trooper
  > > >   smacks him with the nightstick also.  After he
  > > > recovers, the somewhat
  > > >   dazed passenger asks,
  > > >   "Holy smokes, Man!! ... What did you do that for?"
  > > >
  > > >   The cop answers, "Just making your wishes come
  > > > true."
  > > >
  > > >   Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with,
  > > > "Huh?"
  > > >
  > > >   The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are!
  > > > Two miles down
  > > >   the road you're gonna say, "I wish that redneck
  > > > bastard would've tried that shi* with me!'"
 
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