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love dress

>The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples
>house.  She range the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
>daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
>"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
>"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
>daughter-in-law replied.
>"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
>"LOVE DRESS!  You are naked," said the mother-in-law.
>"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress.  It makes him happy
>and he makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law.
>"I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home
>any minute," the daughter-in-law continued.
>Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left.
>On the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" idea.
>She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the
>door for her husband to come home.
>Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way.  The father-in-law
>opened the door, and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
>"What are you doing," he asked.
>"This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied.
>"Needs ironing," he replied.

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