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Re: jokes

  A lady from California purchased a piece of timber
  land in Oregon.
  There was a large tree on one of the highest points
  in the tract.
  She wanted to get a good view of her land so she
  started to climb the big tree.
  As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl
  that attacked her.
  In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to
  the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
  In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
  He listened to her story then told her to go into the
  examining room and he would see if he could help her.
  She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
  The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
  The unperturbed doctor replied,
  "Well, I had to get permits from the
  Environmental Protection Agency,
  the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
  before I could remove old-growth timber from a
  recreational area."
  An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,...
  all on different limbs,... at different levels,...
  some climbing up.
  The monkeys on the top look down
  and see a tree full of smiling faces.
  The monkeys on the bottom look up
  and see nothing but assholes.
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