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Driver I.D.


>Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 20:29:10 -0600
>From: Barry Schlueter <flower@airmail.net>
>Reply-To: flower@airmail.net
>Organization: SRC Enterprises
>X-Accept-Language: en
>To: susan <susans@phoenix.net>, TheKid <shelley@cirocco.com>,
> 	Carol Schlueter <cjs@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu>,
> 	SaraR <RAMEYSARA@aol.com>, Diamond Jim <jsunflower@mail.ev1.net>,
> 	Dorothy <djw123@earthlink.net>, Lisa & Dave <dhoffman@flash.net>,
> 	Sean M <strhibs@wt.net>, Mr T <terrence_watson@hotmail.com>,
> 	Sivek Steve <sivek@mail.idt.net>, andrea <watergoddess@juno.com>,
> 	sheri rieke <srieke@argohouston.com>,
> 	Beth Marshall <bethsm@tenet.edu>, Thelma Triplett <TLT2@aol.com>,
> 	Bill Bailey <bbailey@hia.net>, Bill Godley <Fribbish@MSN.com>,
> 	Marvin Wander <mawande@ibm.net>, Alok <akalia@utmb.edu>,
> 	Diamond Jim <jsunflower@mail.ev1.net>,
> 	Don & Kathy <mixonteam@aol.com>, Gerry O'Neill <eoneill@ibm.net>,
> 	Jackie Hamilton <kira@io.com>,
> 	Jill Coryell <hawaiijill@earthlink.net>,
> 	Julie Stoltz <gpers@hal-pc.org>, Kelly Grems <kgrems@omniplex.com>,
> 	Myra Renault <FRANK1940A@aol.com>, Pat Merritt <rozpat@pdq.net>,
> 	Sally Jones <sallyjones@attglobal.net>,
> 	Saumya Sivaram <saumya@owlnet.rice.edu>,
> 	Simi Saxena <Simsax60@aol.com>, Sivek Steve <sivek@mail.idt.net>,
> 	Steve Rank <srank@worldnet.att.net>, TinaF <tnt3@pdq.net>
>Subject: Driver I.D.
>
>so cute!  (from Oracle today . . .)
>
>Barry
>__________________________________
>
>             HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
>
>1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: 
>	CHICAGO
>2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: 
>	NEW YORK
>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
>traffic: 
>	NEW JERSEY
>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
>	BOSTON
>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
>cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: 
>	LOS ANGELES
>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,  quivering in
>terror:   Ohio, but driving in 
>	CALIFORNIA
>7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,  head turned to
>talk to someone in back seat: 
>	ITALY
>8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
>phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
>while stuck in traffic: 
>	SEATTLE
>9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
>feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
>bag out the window: 
>	TEXAS
>10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,  beer
>cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: 
>	ALABAMA
>11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>	FLORIDA
>
>
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