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>
>
>                  A  PARANOID'S LIST OF THE TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE
>                     REMARKABLE  GROWTH OF THE HOSTA INDUSTRY
>
>10. To provide a logical vocation for those people released from our mental
>institutions in the 1980's.
>
>   9.   To unite the best minds in a generation so they can be abducted
from the
> National Convention and transported  to the other side of the moon where a
space ship is
>waiting.
>
>   8.   The promotion of hostas is a plot by the Japanese to  give payback
for
>Disney world, McDonalds, Martha Stewart, and WW2.
>
>   7.   A governmental slight-of-hand  which occupies the masses with
growing
>hostas while the Department of Agriculture secretly studies the sterility
of certain hosta
>cultivars in hopes of  developing a program for controlling  world
population.
>
>    6.   In the confusion of the hosta explosion it is the hope of the Left
Wing
> Conspiracy to do clandestine research in the recombinant  gene engineering
> necessary to combine H. Flower Power with Cannabis.
>
>    5.   The dreaded S.F.T.H.  Lobby ( Slugs For Tasty Hostas) has secretly
>joined forces with the American Rifle Association . There joint agenda is
to put
>holes in all living things on the North American  continent .
>
>   4.   The right wing conspiracy   has infiltrated our beloved hosta
breeders
> and is currently  conducting  psychological warfare  on the innocent
unconscious
> minds of these people in order to have hostas named after Jesse Helms ,
> Phyllis Schafely,  and Newt Gingridge.
>
>   3.    Madison Avenue executives are using hosta gardeners to run a top
secret
> Study on the exact degree of idiocy required of a" gardening" individual
before he or she believes
> the descriptions  in hosta catalogues.   The same study is attempting to
determine what genetic
> flaw is present when an individual  pays $200.00 for a single hosta.
>
>   2.   The Pentagon and Society of Hosta Wholesalers have  combined their
wily
> staffs  to introduce testosterone into the genetic mix of hostas in the
hopes of the creating
> aggressive hostas which will in  turn  bully their owners into buying even
more hostas. * See
> the movie "Killer Tomatoes from Outer Space)
>
>  1.    Who ever sent it said - I  ran out. Any ideas?
>
>

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