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MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (G-Humor)

  • Subject: MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (G-Humor)
  • From: ShayDguy@aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:47:34 EST

MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
> 
>   70 above
>   Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
>   People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
> 
>   60 above
>   North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
>   People in Michigan plant gardens.
> 
>   50 above
>   Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>   People in Michigan sunbathe.
> 
>   40 above
>   Italian & English cars won't start.
>   People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
> 
>   32 above
>   Distilled water freezes.
>   Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
> 
>   20 above
>   Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
> hats.
>   People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
> 
>   15 above
>   Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>   People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> 
>   0
>   People in Miami all die...
>   Michiganders lick the flagpole.
> 
>   20 below
>   Californians fly away to Mexico.
>   People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
> 
>   40 below
>   Hollywood disintegrates.
>   The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
> 
>   60 below
>   Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
>   Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
> it
>   gets cold enough.
> 
>   80 below
>   Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>   People in Michigan rent some videos.
> 
>   100 below
>   Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>   Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
> 
>   297 below
>   Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>   Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
> 
>   460 below
>   ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
>   People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
> 
>   500 below
>   Hell freezes over.
>   The Lions win the Super Bowl!





Jim  ;-)
Old age and cunning will always overcome youth and talent!

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