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Re: "For Women Only."

 A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a 
sign that reads "For Women Only."
 Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.  
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
 "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are 
looking for, you can stay there.  It's easy to decide, since each floor has a 
sign telling you what's inside"
 So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men 
here have it short and thin";...the friends laugh and without hesitation move 
on to the next floor.
 The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin". 
  Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third floor, 
where the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thick".   This was 
another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move 
on to the next floor.
 In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.  "All the men here have it long 
and thick".  The women get all excited and are just about to go in when they 
realize that there is one floor left.  Their curiosity got the better of them 
as they wondered what they were missing.  After a short discussion, they 
decide to go up to the Fifth floor, where the sign reads,
 "There are no men here.  This floor was built only to prove that there is no 
way to please a woman." 
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