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Re: The Kitchen



 > > >  Subject: Signs found in Kitchens......
 > > >
 > > >
 > > > >  1.   A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and
 > > >          this kitchen is delirious.
 > > >
 > > > > >   2.   No husband has ever been shot while
 > > >              doing the dishes.
 > > >
 > > > > >  3.   A husband is someone who takes out the
 > > >             trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the
 > > >            whole house.
 > > >
 > > > > >  4.   If we are what we eat, then I'm easy,
 > > >             fast, and cheap.
 > > >
 > > > > >  5.   A balanced diet is a cookie in each
 > > >             hand.
 > > >
 > > > > >  6.   Thou shalt not weigh more than thy
 > > >              refrigerator.
 > > >
 > > > > >  7.   Blessed are they who can laugh at
 > > >              themselves for they shall
 > > >              never cease to be amused.
 > > >
 > > > > >  8.   A clean house is a sign of a misspent
 > > >             life.
 > > >
 > > > > >  9.   Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
 > > >
 > > > > >  10.  Housework done properly can kill you.
 > > >
 > > > > >  11.  Countless number of people have eaten in
 > > >               this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
 > > >
 > > > > >  12.  My next house will have no kitchen
 > > >               just vending machines.

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