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Fw: hanging baskets

  • Subject: Fw: hanging baskets
  • From: "Denise Nakon" <beautbug@tm.net>
  • Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 18:27:21 -0400


> A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
> with this 
> see-through
> blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a
> fit, telling her 
> not
> to dare go out like that!
> 
> The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are
> modern times.  You 
> gotta
> let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.  The next
> day the teenager 
> comes
> downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with
> no top on. The
> teenager wants to die.  She explains to her
> grandmother that she has
> friends coming over and that it is just not
> appropriate...
> 
> The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie,.If you can
> show off your
> rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
> 
> Happy gardening!!


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