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Re: lessons learned/just a little humor



 > 
 > 
 > TRUTHS LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED ABOUT LIFE:
 > > >
 > > >1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
 > > >2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
 > > >3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
 > > >the second person.
 > > >4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
 > > >5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
 > > >6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
 > > >7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
 > > >8. Dogs still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
 > > >9. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
 > > >10. School lunches stick to the wall.
 > > >11.You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
 > > >12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
 > > >13. The best place to be when you're sad is in Grandma's lap.
 > > >14. Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs.
 > > >15. Moms get even madder when you let your friend cut your bangs.
 > > >16. Never put chewed gum in your pocket without a wrapper
 > > >17. Putting crayons in the microwave or the clothes dryer is a
 > > >no-no.
 > > >18. Never, EVER get caught playing with the toys in mom's and dad's
 > > >nightstand.
 > > >19. It's not a good idea to shine the bathroom floor with Vaseline.
 > > >20. You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.
 > > >
 > > >
 > >>
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