is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
SAY TO A COP
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Are You Andy or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look
you been eating doughnuts?"
Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your
will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
works. I don't know how...