In a message dated 3/3/2005 2:23:04 PM Central Standard Time, email@example.com writes:
Wonder how they got the red ones, middle right.
Probably some redneck sent 'um knowin' yawl use such. We don't have much use for shoes down here cept when chasin' rabbits through briers to get supper. You can buy more irises when you quit buyin' shoes. Dietin' is easier too.