Pictured here is Lazy Bill Burleson caught in the act of workin'. He's headin' through the wilderness to the post office with some iris collections from the Big Dig.
Notice he goes prepared to defend the collections from iris robbers encountered on such perilous journeys through remote country. Course if them robbers knew how cheap the collections are and what the irises included were, the varlets would just buy 'em instead of fight.
I hear he has a 40 variety collection ready to send to the first discerning iris robber, willing to contact him off list for details!