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OT-HUMOR: Nuggets of Gold


From: Glenn Simmons <glsimmon@swbell.net>

I hope you all don't mind these jokes and stories I am passing along.  I don't
know where my cousin comes up with all these.  I will be visiting her this
weekend and will ask her.

Glenn

>
> > >
> > >
> > > Many people will walk in and out of your life,
> > > but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
> > >
> > >To handle yourself, use your head;
> > >To handle others, use your heart.
> > >
> > >Anger is only one letter short of danger.
> > >
> > > If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
> > >if he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
> > >
> > >Great minds discuss ideas;
> > > Average minds discuss events;
> > >Small minds discuss people.
> > >
> > >God gives every bird it's food,
> > >But He does not throw it into it's nest.
> > >
> > >He who loses money, loses much;
> > >He who loses a friend, loses more;
> > >He who loses faith, loses all.
> > >
> > >Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
> > >But beautiful old people are works of art.
> > >
> > >Learn from the mistakes of others.
> > >You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
> > >
> > >The tongue weighs practically nothing,
> > >But so few people can hold it.
> > >
> > >     . * . (\ *** /) * . *
> > >     * . * ( \ (_)/ ) * Guardian Angel *
> > >      . .. (_ / || \ _) . * .
> > >       . * . /____\ * . . *
> > >   Here is an angel sent to watch over you...
> > >   in order for the angel to work you must pass this on
> > >  to the people you want watched over...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >

--
Glenn & Linda Simmons
Springfield, Southwest Missouri, USDA Zone 6
mailto:glsimmon@swbell.net



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