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OT-HUMOR: Nuggets of Gold, re-done in P.C. irisarian.

From: "Jan Clark" <janclarx@hotmail.com>

I love a good laugh too Glenn, but this is how it should be presented to 
be relevent to this list: 
 > Many people will walk in and out of your garden,
 > but true friends won't leave footprints in your irises.

>Ire is only one letter short of Iris (poetic license).

>Great minds discuss Irises;
>Average minds discuss Irises;
>Small minds send messages saying "I agree". 
>God gives every iris it's food,
>But He does not throw it into it's garden. (You'll find it on sale at 
the local garden store)
>He who loses money, gains irises;
>Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
>But beautiful old irises are works of art.
>Learn from the mistakes of other irisarians.
>You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Now it's not so interesting, but much more relevant!
Jan Clark

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