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-----Original Message-----
From: Star Osenbaugh <osenbaug@chesapeake.rps.slb.com>
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Date: Friday, June 05, 1998 1:46 PM
Subject: Fwd:

>>From: Star Osenbaugh <osenbaug@chesapeake.rps.slb.com>
>>Subject: Fwd: FW: Cat and Dog Joke
>>>X-POP3-Rcpt: osenbaug@scrooge.chesapeake.rps.slb.com
>>>X-Lotus-FromDomain: ARCO
>>>From: "Leroy Casey" <LCASEY@mail.arco.com>
>>>To: mcjs@pixi.com, "David S. Cho" <DCHO@mail.arco.com>,
>>>        "Jane Farrugia" <JFARRUG@mail.arco.com>,
>>>        holt@chesapeake.rps.slb.com, sam@psz.com,
>>>        labouve@chesapeake.rps.slb.com, osenbaug@chesapeake.rps.slb.com,
>>>        "Tamara L. Rolfe" <TROLFE@mail.arco.com>,
>>>        "Phil Thoreson" <WTHORES@mail.arco.com>,
>>>        "Earl Zafra" <EZAFRA@mail.arco.com>
>>>Date: Fri, 5 Jun 1998 09:10:00 -0700
>>>Subject: FW: Cat and Dog Joke
>>>---------------------- Forwarded by Leroy Casey/PSI/APC/ARCO on 06/05/98
>>>09:03 AM ---------------------------
>>>Lynn A. Litwinski
>>>06/02/98 10:39 AM
>>>To:   SS, friends, George L. Nettels/APC/ARCO@ARCO
>>>Subject:  FW: Cat and Dog Joke
>>>---------------------- Forwarded by Lynn A. Litwinski/APC/ARCO on
>>>10:34 AM ---------------------------
>>>"Barido, Richard" <Richard.Barido@alliedsignal.com> on 06/02/98 08:57:00
>>>To:   Mike Barido <barido4@esn.net>, Mitch Barido
>>>      <BaridoM@WVANG-CRW.ang.af.mil>, "'Cathy Martinez'"
>>>      <Cathy.Martinez@West.Boeing.com>, "'Chris Alano'"
>>>      <chris.g.alano@boeing.com>, Chris Dolas <chris.j.dolas@boeing.com>,
>>>      Don Sueme <donald.r.sueme@boeing.com>, Ed Ochoa
>>>      <ed.ochoa@boeing.com>, Frank Pagola <fpagola@ccgate.hac.com>, Greg
>>>      Morris <gmorris@mail.DOT.State.WV.US>, Jeff Goad
>>>      <jeffrey.k.goad@boeing.com>, Jeff Swanson
>>>      <jeffrey.r.swanson@boeing.com>, "'Jordan Metcalf'"
>>>      <jlmetcalf@aol.com>, Jeff Nagashima <jnagashima@castle-cooke.com>,
>>>      "'John Litwinski'" <john.t.litwinski@boeing.com>, Jeremy Morris
>>>      <jpm21@webtv.net>, "'Ken Duong'" <ken.n.duong@boeing.com>, "'Kevin
>>>      Kelly'" <Kevin.Kelly@West.Boeing.com>, Kristin Alfonsi
>>>      <kristin.sharou@boeing.com>, Lynn A. Litwinski/APC/ARCO, "'Andrea
>>>      Woodard'" <lrwoodard@mindspring.com>, Dan Montoya
>>>      <michael.d.montoya@boeing.com>, "'Mike Wild-Barido'"
>>>      <Michael.Wild-Barido@West.Boeing.com>, Norbert Macias
>>>      <norberto.j.macias@boeing.com>, "'Phyllis Deaves'"
>>>      <phyllis_deaves@amway.ccmail.compuserve.com>, Bob Deaves
>>>      <rdeaves@mwd.dst.ca.us>, Sal Castillo
>>>      Sima Mor <sima.mor@West.Boeing.com>
>>>Subject:  FW: Cat and Dog Joke
>>>> This is really cute...
>>>> A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She
>>>> called
>>>> her vet who asked her to bring the dog in.
>>>> After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
>>>>  "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family
>>>> pet.
>>>> Isn't there anything else you can do?"
>>>> The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can
>>>> do."
>>>> He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with
>>>> a
>>>> cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the
>>>> dog.
>>>> The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
>>>> "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."
>>>> Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the
>>>> woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"
>>>> "That will be $330." the vet replied.
>>>> "I don't believe it!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost
>>>> $330????"
>>>> "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for
>>>> the
>>>> cat scan."
>>>> ------- End of Forwarded Message

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