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Re: OT-HUMOR: TEXAS grasshoppers

  • To: Multiple recipients of list <iris-l@rt66.com>
  • Subject: Re: OT-HUMOR: TEXAS grasshoppers
  • From: "Albert F. Limberg" <campconn@pacbell.net>
  • Date: Tue, 9 Sep 1997 20:22:36 -0600 (MDT)

Henryanner@aol.com wrote:
> Celia, giving Walta "the business", wrote about his grasshopper infestation
> thus:
> << Then we draw swords and flail away at one another until again  the
> wiseacre pipes up: "Why not eat them?" >>
> ...and then suggested Walta, because he is revered for his sagacity--which
> is so totally true, although I personally cherish his humah---should eat
> these selfsame bugs.
> Now, this is an odd segue and I must say I don't see the sense of it. I feel
> compelled to rush to Walta's rescue by observing that the only time recently
> I can personally recall any wiseacre suggesting we eat bugs was in May when
> Celia herself suggested we all eat fire ants.
> You first, girlfriend!
> Anner Whitehead, Richmond, VA
> henryanner@aol.com

I only eat grasshoppers if they're chocolate coated.

Al Limberg
Concord, CA


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