I have my own armadillo stories to share.
About 6 years ago, we were driving down a fairly common
semi-residential street when we noticed a dead armadillo to the side of
the road. Granted, that is nothing new, but someone had put a beer
bottle in one of it's claws... we drove by 4 different times, and
almost died laughing each time.
I for one enjoy the "pest expertise" stories and remind those that
don't...that delete key is *great* stress-relief therapy!
Fort Worth Texas