Re: [aroid-l] Edible Spathiphyllum Inflorescences?
- Subject: Re: [aroid-l] Edible Spathiphyllum Inflorescences?
- From: "Ron Iles" firstname.lastname@example.org
- Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 11:52:17 +0100
Ahem - just got up, Sundam morn. Excuse me Signor Vannini! Roundup?
Potion of the Devil. Yes, yes,
feed the Highland Mayas (& probably later yourselves), keep the useless
jungle, please the wretched & tedious interfering conservationists.
Jungle fresh Big Mac Spathifodder & Spathifeelies by Interflora for that
randy occasion. In case you do spray Round-up by plane, I'll grow the Guats
in h(e)aven Ireland. Please do you have the fax number of the Highland
Some say aroids with the biggest parts have the biggest members?. A
wretched rampant 3 metre plus Kota Kinabalu monster is reported. So unless
the Devil's potion has got to it, THAT might free some of you folks from
your unhealthy pre-occupation with Durians & unprotected Titans & give you
bigger bangs for your little bucks.
No, I'll just grow fruit & veg & live in my bunker. Anybody want the
container load of Spathifeellies? Did you know the Aroid Society which is
my Advertising Department has most kindly put a Spath on the Show Poster.
I affectionately call it "Plastic Flamingo", cockney rhyming slang, almost,
instead of its real name, On its member & other parts, its got white spots
AND streaks When
people see it they'll think "Ah, Fred! Keep away! Spathifeelies". What
Advertising! Thanks Reggie. Folks - please join in the sing - "Feed me
till I want no more...or waggle your hips & delete.
If the IAS moderators don't fumigate me
Fred Flintstone., B. Spath (Food Tech)