Fwd: Some points to ponder...

Just a few questions to lighten your day!

Cathy, west central IL, z5b

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> Subject: Some points to ponder...
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>
> Some points to ponder...
>
>
> 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the  
> batteries
> are
> getting weak?
> 2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
> there is
> not enough?
> 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> stars,
> but check when you say the paint is wet?
> 4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> 5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
> 6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> 7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> throw a
> revolver at him?
> 8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> 9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
> 10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
> 11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the  
> bubbles
> are
> always white?
> 12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
> 13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes  
> that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
> 14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
> vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
> give
> the vacuum one more chance?
> 15. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you  first  
> try?
> 16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
> 17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
> shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
> right?"
>   Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
> idiot?"
> 18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
> falling
> off the table you always manage to knock  something else over?
> 19. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
> summer
> when we complained about the heat?
> 20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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