Re: Be kind to your web-footed...

What jackasses. 

Tell her congrats for me too!

Andrea H
Beaufort, SC


> [Original Message]
> From: james singer <islandjim1@verizon.net>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Date: 8/12/2005 6:57:19 PM
> Subject: Re: [CHAT] Be kind to your web-footed...
>
> Don't know about that. Maybe.
>
> But she will surely be relieved about not being jerked around by 
> bureaucratic morons. Not to mention stopped and grilled by smirking 
> Luddite cops because she looks like middleeastern and has a green card.
>
>
> On Aug 12, 2005, at 6:27 PM, kmrsy@netzero.net wrote:
>
> > Jim, I bet the Short One feels 10 feet tall after this!
> > Cngratulations Fatma!
> >
> > Kitty
> >
> > -- james singer <islandjim1@verizon.net> wrote:
> > friends / For a duck may be somebody's mother...
> >
> > We're trying to raise our tolerance level for patriotic gibberish here
> > at the plantation. Next week, Tuesday to be date certain, Ms. Fatma
> > raises her right hand [anyone ever wonder why it's the right hand?],
> > mumbles a few trite shibboleths [is that redundant?], and becomes a
> > U.S. citizen. We have to travel to Tampa for the ceremony and, if
> > that's not bad enough, endure a period of political bloviation before
> > INS delivers the goods. A woman from Zululand, who went through this
> > initiation ceremony 2 years ago, has warned us that, while the
> > proceedings are tedious and banal, the inability of INS clerks to
> > deliver the proper papers to the proper persons is mind blowing, and we
> > may want to consider reserving a hotel room.
> >
> > Island Jim
> > Southwest Florida
> > 27.0 N, 82.4 W
> > Hardiness Zone 10
> > Heat Zone 10
> > Minimum 30 F [-1 C]
> > Maximum 100 F [38 C]
> >
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> Island Jim
> Southwest Florida
> 27.0 N, 82.4 W
> Hardiness Zone 10
> Heat Zone 10
> Minimum 30 F [-1 C]
> Maximum 100 F [38 C]
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