Re: Be kind to your web-footed...
But despite all the gibberish and the small minded idiots, people
still want to come here - we must be doing something right.
Congratulations, Ms Fatma!
Cathy, west central IL, z5b
On Aug 12, 2005, at 2:51 PM, james singer wrote:
> friends / For a duck may be somebody's mother...
>
> We're trying to raise our tolerance level for patriotic gibberish
> here at the plantation. Next week, Tuesday to be date certain, Ms.
> Fatma raises her right hand [anyone ever wonder why it's the right
> hand?], mumbles a few trite shibboleths [is that redundant?], and
> becomes a U.S. citizen. We have to travel to Tampa for the ceremony
> and, if that's not bad enough, endure a period of political
> bloviation before INS delivers the goods. A woman from Zululand,
> who went through this initiation ceremony 2 years ago, has warned
> us that, while the proceedings are tedious and banal, the inability
> of INS clerks to deliver the proper papers to the proper persons is
> mind blowing, and we may want to consider reserving a hotel room.
>
> Island Jim
> Southwest Florida
> 27.0 N, 82.4 W
> Hardiness Zone 10
> Heat Zone 10
> Minimum 30 F [-1 C]
> Maximum 100 F [38 C]
>
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