Re: Fwd: Creation
That is too funny
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Sunday, August 12, 2007 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] Fwd: Creation
That last line....a doozy!
Kitty
neIN, Zone 5
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cathy Carpenter" <cathy.c@insightbb.com>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Sunday, August 12, 2007 4:10 PM
Subject: [CHAT] Fwd: Creation
Got this from a friend who doesn't garden... but it does mention
veggies! Thought you all might enjoy it.
Cathy, west central IL, z5b
Begin forwarded message:
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green
and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate
with that?'
And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it,
add some sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the
figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour
from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And
Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man
gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food
Cake,' and said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake
and named it 'Devil's Food.'
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might
lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote
control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And
Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light
and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin
and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And
Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories
and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and
its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with
that?' And Man replied, 'Yes! And super size them!' And Satan said,
'It is good.' And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
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