OT - stork

CYRUS SAYS:
Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine 
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!

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