Re: airbags

So what do you mean, I'm sick? Read carefully "my sister went through his computer and found copius amounts of child porn." All I said was his demise was funny. It's okay for death to be funny, you know. Doesn't have to be tragic or weepy every time. In fact, most of the time it's not anything more than what it is. Some times it's tragic; some times it's comic. Most times it's boring.


On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, at 06:50 PM, David Franzman wrote:

You're a sick man Singer. Seeing that after the accident my sister went through his computer and found copius amounts of child porn his loss was less than what was expected. So much for Santa Maria's finest!

DF
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----- Original Message ----- From: "james singer" <jsinger@igc.org>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 3:00 PM
Subject: Re: [CHAT] airbags


David, and I say this with a mostly straight face, this is one of the funniest stories you've ever told. For some reason it reminds me of Mark Twain's "Ode the Stephen Dowling Botts, Deceased."



On Wednesday, February 16, 2005, at 05:30 PM, David Franzman wrote:

Ceres et al

My ex-brother in law...my sisters ex husband (one of 7 or 8! We've all lost count by now) was a Highway Patrolman. He was on duty during a really bad storm and he didn't realize that the bridge was washed out. His car plunged into the swollen river. His partner who didn't have an air bag broke his neck and died instantly. My brother in law's air bag deployed saving him from the crash but he couldn't get himself out of the car when it sank. He subsequently died by drowning pinned by the air bag.

DF
http://www.atouchofthetropics.net
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Subject: Re: [CHAT] skiing with helmet/faw!


In a message dated 2/16/05 10:05:56 AM, kmrsy@comcast.net writes:

<< something like $300 each >>

Kitty, my granddaughters air bags on her Ford went off (is that inflated,
ejected?) last year when she was involved in a minor accident. It cost $1500 to
repack. She is very small and was not hurt by the airbags as I have heard but
she said she crawled out coughing due to powder or dust that exploded with
the bags.
Ceres

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