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Re: California cows

What's even funnier is that California milk comes from Idaho. Thousands of gallons of milk are trucked to California each day from Idaho. Not funny is the fact that a few years ago dairy farmers were ordered to downsize their herds, and were paid to kill their animals. Some of those tough old guys wept as the cattle were shot and buried by bulldozer. Now there are more dairy cows than ever before in the state, and hauling that white stuff to California. You can have our milk, but you can't have our water. Margaret L

Well Janet, the joke would be lost if you haven't seen the commercials. It was a
comparison between Wisconsin and Cal. cows. Hard to believe the commercials are
that regional. Don't know why it's important to convince Californian's to consume
California dairy products. Anyway the premise of the commercials is that Cal. cows
are happier cows because they are fortunate to live here in snow free fields and
verdant grasslands. The main characters are two "cows" who speak with female
voices (one a princess type very concerned about unsightly marks or blemishes) and
make fun of anything Wisconsin ie. weather, accent etc. They also make fun of
other animals like sheep (in one there is a flock of sheep and each is named Bob
and all they do is follow each other around complaining about the dog). Another
one the cows are awoken by the rooster crowing and one says to another "Hit the
snooze alarm would ya?" and the next thing you see is the rooster apparently kicked
through the side of the barn. Last example is two bulls standing on a knoll when
an obviously happy and sexy cow saunters past them and one of the bulls calls out
"Hey, you work out?"

P.E.T.A. is suing to get the commercials off the air. They claim there is no such
thing as a happy cow and therefore the commercials shouldn't be shown. Not much of
a sense of humor those P.E.T.A. types.


Janet Laytham wrote:

> Never noticed it here in D.C. But tell us your joke anyway.
> Janet
> on 12/31/2002 5:01 PM, David Franzman at dfranzma@pacbell.net wrote:
> > Here's a stupid question: Do you folks here the commercials for California's
> > Happy Cows? I was going to make a joke along those lines but it occurred to
> > me
> > that it might just be a regional thing.
> >
> > DF
> >
> > Kitty Morrissy wrote:
> >
> >> Margaret,
> >> It's amazing what they can get away with isn't it? Carrying the antibiotic
> >> problem further is another pet peeve of mine, their use on livestock. Two
> >> of the worst situations of which I'm aware are their use on veal calves and
> >> pregnant mares used for premarin manufacture. These animals have no life
> >> at all, kept it narrow stalls. The calves with no sunshine and fed such a
> >> poor diet because it makes the meat tastier. The mares kept pregnant and
> >> pumped full of water so they'll urinate more. All this is hard on their
> >> legs, etc, so they're fed antibiotics. This must end up in the calve's
> >> meat wouldn't you think? And as to the horses, the French end up eating
> >> the meat or maybe your pet.
> >>
> >> But the worst offender along this line are dairy farmers. I've never
> >> understood the reasoning. Go back a few years and dairy farmers in
> >> Wisconsin were dumping their milk to push the price higher. Now they have
> >> fewer cows and feed them BGH to make them produce 2 or 3 times the milk
> >> they normally would. The extra weight on thier legs and the pressures of
> >> full udders requires them to be fed antibiotics. And don't you think that
> >> goes into the milk? Ben & Jerry lobbied long and hard against this to no
> >> avail.
> >>
> >> So now you say they're being sprayed on crops. I have a tough time
> >> grasping how such wanton abuse of antibiotics is justified.
> >>
> >> Kitty
> >>
> >>> [Original Message]
> >>> From: Margaret Lauterbach <melauter@earthlink.net>
> >>> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> >>> Date: 12/31/2002 12:13:34 PM
> >>> Subject: Re: [CHAT] herbs
> >>>
> >>> This is true, but I'd like to mention another aspect of the
> >>> antibiotics. They're being used as triggers in genetically modified
> >> plants
> >>> or seeds. Specifically, tetracycline is used in the so-called "Terminator
> >>> seeds" that, once planted and grown, won't go to seed unless or until
> >> some
> >>> trigger (tetracycline) is used. I don't know whether they spray it out
> >> in
> >>> the open on a field or how it's applied, but my thought is that some
> >> people
> >>> are violently allergic to specific medicines, and now they're spraying it
> >>> out in the open like that? I'm sure you know that the largest seed
> >>> companies are owned by international pharmaceutical companies. A farmer
> >>> planted some corn that was genetically modified to produce a strong
> >>> medicine to curb swine diarrhea. The corn was harvested, but some stalks
> >>> remained that he was supposed to burn. He didn't. Then he planted the
> >>> field with soybeans, and a few of the soybeans may have or were thought
> >> to
> >>> have touched those remaining corn stalks, so the U.S. destroyed something
> >>> like 500,000 bushels of soybeans to make sure that medicine didn't get
> >> into
> >>> human food. If it's so powerful that touching the plant would
> >> contaminate
> >>> it, it should be grown in a contained warehouse or greenhouse. Margaret L
> >>>
> >>>> Bonnie mentioned the lack of regulation of herbal remedies and other
> >>>> homeopathic solutions. And Auralie went on to discuss the cost of
> >>>> pharmeceuticals. These things triggered some reservations I have about
> >> what
> >>>> the drug companies tell us. They caution us against herbs, but have you
> >>>> listened to the commercials for the new medications? Talk about side
> >> effects!
> >>>> Have you looked at a Physicians Desk Refernece? I used tetracyclin
> >> many
> >>>> years ago without a problem, but when it was prescribed for my husband,
> >> he
> >>>> experienced every side effect in the PDR book!
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes, you do have to be cautious with herbs, but you also need to be
> >> careful
> >>>> with pharmeceuticals.
> >>>>
> >>>> Kitty
> >>>
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