Re: Hort Jokes - got one?

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• To: <g*@hort.net>
• Subject: Re: [CHAT] Hort Jokes - got one?
• From: &* J* E* <g*@gbronline.com>
• Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 15:11:56 -0600

Ours can get pretty big.  Not that big though.
LOL

---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "Kitty" <kmrsy@comcast.net>
Reply-To: gardenchat@hort.net
Date:  Wed, 28 Jan 2004 12:52:18 -0500

>A Texas rancher goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
>rancher and they get to talking. The Aussie shows off his huge fields and
>the Texan says, "Oh! We have fields that are at least twice as large as
>that." Then they walk around the ranch and the Aussie shows off his large
>herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at
>least twice as large as your cows and more of them." The conversation has
>almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through a field.
>"What the blazes are those?" he asks. The Aussie replies with an incredulous
>look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
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Pam Evans
Kemp TX/zone 8A



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