Re: RE: The Owl & the Barber Shop

Man, I need my hair trimmed - but not that bad - LOL
Pam Evans
Kemp, TX
zone 8A
----- Original Message -----
From: A A HODGES
Sent: 1/9/2005 6:38:06 PM
To: gardenchat@hort.net
Subject: RE: [CHAT] The Owl & the Barber Shop

ROTFLMAO!


Andrea H
hodgesaa@earthlink.net
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> [Original Message]
> From: james singer <jsinger@igc.org>
> To: Chat <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Date: 1/9/2005 7:18:43 PM
> Subject: [CHAT] The Owl & the Barber Shop
>
> Anyone remember James T. Fields's "The Owl Critic"?
>
> Saturday, I went to the barbershop of my choice [svelte but tatooed 
> blond chick] and arrived in time to be the first customer of her 
> fat-chick employee second-chair barber. As I sat in the second chair, 
> removed my chapeau, and said "take it all off," she said, "You won't 
> believe what happened to me last night, honey!"
>
> Right. I'm a 70-something geezer and she's a 30-something hefty babe. I 
> can't imagine what has happened to her ever, let alone the night 
> before... and certainly not on the spur of the moment. Then she says, 
> not just to me but to the assembled patrons and employees, "I was on my 
> way to Melody's house, because she was in bad shape on account of Carl 
> being in jail, and I was driving real slow--Melody lives in my 
> neighborhood, and we drive real slow in that neighborhod--and I had the 
> driver's window down. Suddenly, something hit me in the side of the 
> head, whap!, and skimmed past me, and landed in the rider's seat.
>
> "So I fumbled around and found the my pickup's cab light and turned in 
> on. It was an owl! A goddam owl had flown in the window, hit me in the 
> head, and was now twitching and flopping on the seat next to me. Shit, 
> I didn't know if it was rabid or not, so I jumped out of the truck. 
> Then I realized the truck was still going so I chased it down the road 
> a ways and jumped back in.
>
> "I finally got to Melody's house and pulled in the drive, slammed on 
> the emergency brake, and ran inside. Melody was sitting on the couch 
> and crying and I yelled, "Babe, be with me for a minute, will ya! I got 
> a terrible headache and a dying owl on the front seat of my truck. You 
> got a shovel or something so I can get it out?
>
> Melody quit crying long enough to say Carl probably had a shovel, but 
> he was in jail and she didn't know where it might be.
>
> It took almost as long to get my hair cut as it took to get the dead 
> owl out of the truck.
>
> Island Jim
> Southwest Florida
> 27.0 N, 82.4 W
> Zone 10a
> Minimum 30 F [-1 C]
> Maximum 100 F [38 C]
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