Re: the curse of being an animal lover...


Sure thing...And here is the punch line of the whole darn story....I never
even caught the damn critter that started this whole ordeal!!!!  It's still
"at large" in my house somewhere.
Nice.......


On Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 7:43 PM, Pam Evans <gardenqueen@gmail.com> wrote:

> You really should write a book Jess'.  It would be fascinating and
> hilarious.  And BTW, I would like an autographed copy when you do.  LOL
>
> On 1/29/09, Jesse Bell <justjess01@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Oh..it's O.K. to laugh Andrea...hell, I was laughing even though I was
> > p*ssed beyond words.  I mean...our life is like this reallllly long
> > "B-type"
> > movie.  If I wrote a book about today's escapade, the title would be
> "Just
> > Let The Dog Eat It".  I told some of my friends at work about it this
> > morning...and they give me this blank look like they are waiting for the
> > punch line in a joke..and realize I'm serious...and they fall about the
> > place laughing. Then they say..."only you Jesse...only you and your
> > menagerie".  Then I hang my head and walk away...laughing at the
> situation
> > myself.
> >
> >
> > On Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 5:22 PM, andreah <andreah@hargray.com> wrote:
> >
> > > LOL! I'm sorry-I'm laughing WITH you, WITH you.....
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: owner-gardenchat@hort.net [o*@hort.net] On
> > > Behalf
> > > Of Pam Evans
> > > Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2009 6:07 PM
> > > To: gardenchat@hort.net
> > > Subject: Re: [CHAT] the curse of being an animal lover...
> > >
> > > Woman - you got WAY too much on your plate.  Mmm mm mmm.  Hope they can
> > get
> > > the carpet clean!
> > >
> > > On 1/29/09, Jesse Bell <justjess01@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Life is stranger than fiction.  I almost caught a vole/mole this
> > morning
> > > in
> > > > my HOUSE.  And because of me trying to capture this stupid mole/vole
> > and
> > > > not
> > > > let the dogs eat it I now have a huge green spot on my living room
> > > > carpet.  I
> > > > guess one of the kids left a smoke bomb on the floor of the living
> room
> > > > closet..I was tearing out stuff to catch the mole/vole that crawled
> > under
> > > > the closet door and the new dog "found" the smoke bomb, picked it up,
> > > went
> > > > into the living room to eat this lovely treat and proceeded to spread
> > > green
> > > > powder all over the floor.  Robert tried to clean it up by WIPING
> > IT..and
> > > I
> > > > screamed "DON'T YOU'LL MAKE IT WORSE   YOU HAVE TO VACUUM IT!"  Too
> > late.
> > > > His
> > > > hands are green, the dog's paws are green, my carpet is green.  So
> > I'm
> > > > praying the carpet cleaner guy can fix this, or we will have to rip
> > that
> > > > carpet out.  **sighhhhhh**
> > > >
> > > > I should have let the dog just eat the critter...but I didn't have
> the
> > > > heart.  Sounds like some stupid scene in a movie...but at Chez
> > > Bell...it's
> > > > just another day.
> > > >
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