Re: [Master_Gardeners] need help

Re >>.. i am looking for a list of puns..entitled.."you know 
> you are a MG if"..

Linda,
You can find some of these at:
http://home.golden.net/~dhobson/contoolong.htm

Below are some I liked best
You know you've been gardening too long . . . 
when you offer your friends manure tea instead of iced tea.
when you plan your family vacations around planting times. 
when you can't imagine why people go out on vacations since the garden 
has everything to offer 
when someone says, "a rose is a rose," you go into a two hour lecture 
on why it ain't necessarily so! 
when you hear someone say 'crap!' your first response is to grab a 
shovel and say "where??" 
when you butt in & correct the staff at the nursery when they give 
incorrect advice to customers 
when you let the volunteer's grow "just to see if it is something I 
could use" 
when you wake up in the middle of the night and make a note of which 
plant should be moved where 
when you say, "Death to the bunnies" 
when the local garden centre sends you Christmas and Birthday cards 
when the ER doctor comes in with your X-rays and you ask him how badly 
the daisies were hurt when you fell into them 
when you find your rooting hormone along side your vitamins. 
when you use your tax refund check to buy more plants. 
when you talk to the trees and they answer you. 

Kitty

----- Original Message -----
From: lconvey@aol.com
Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2003 8:21 am
Subject: [Master_Gardeners] need help

> hi everyone.. i am looking for a list of puns..entitled.."you know 
> you are a 
> MG if"..can anyone direct me to a site..want to use them at an end 
> of the year 
> picnic.. for example...you know you are a MG if you cannot pass a 
> "weed' 
> without pulling it..thanks linda 

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