Re: Re: Re: Re: Four O'Clocks, wedding..

Keeps you honest...honestly it does!

I saw Shrek 2!  Hilarious!  Loved the cat!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jesse Bell" <silverhawk@flash.net>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 7:27 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: [CHAT] Re: Four O'Clocks, wedding..


> I could never lie when I was a kid either...I got busted every time I
> tried. Has anybody seen the new Schrek 2 movie? There are a couple of
> scenes where "Puss and Boots" (whose voice is done by Antonio Bandaras)
> get these big ole eyes...pitifull looking. Well, my mother said when I
> was a kid my eyes did that if I was caught doing something I shouldn't
> be. It sucks not having a poker face. My teachers all knew what I was
> thinking.
>
>
>
> <gardenqueen@academicplanet.com> wrote:
> And trust me when her hazel eyes go to coal black - she is P.O'd let me
tell ya.
> There's a picture of her & Robert taken the day of his son Mister Potato
> Head's graduation and it's one of those couple pictures w/ their arms
> around each other's waists and the first time I saw it I fell on the
> floor laughing because her eyes said my arms are around your waist when
> I wish they were around your throat choking your big butt because of the
> lovely events of that day!! I've got a small version on my fridge and I
> laugh every time I see it. This child does NOT have a poker face now.
>
> LOL
>
> Pam Evans
> Kemp, TX
> zone 8A
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Jesse Bell
> Sent: 7/8/2004 6:37:46 AM
> To: gardenchat@hort.net
> Subject: Re: Re: [CHAT] Re: Four O'Clocks, wedding..
>
> > OOOOOHHHHHHHH and get this...the drunk and wasted first ex was rounding
> > all the "mothers" up for a photo with the bride....that would be (are
> > you ready for this...) The first ex, the second ex, me, the groom's
> > mother, and the groom's stepmother. One of the son-in-law's family
> > members took a picture with his digital camera and was showing it at our
> > house on Sunday....he said my eyes looked COAL BLACK. They kept trying
> > to shove me over next to the second ex...and I can't stand the sight of
> > her....and through clenched teeth I said, "NO THANK YOU...I stand here
> > or I am not even in the picture". It was sick I tell ya.
> >
> >
> >
> > Kitty wrote:
> > Jesse,
> > All weddings are stressful for everyone involved, but I think their
biggest
> > value is for the stories we can tell afterward, time and time again for
> > years to come, rewarding us with laughter over the very things we
thought
> > were so $%&# at the time. Smile big now!
> >
> > Kitty
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Jesse Bell"
> > To:
> > Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2004 1:04 PM
> > Subject: Re: Re: [CHAT] Re: Four O'Clocks, wedding..
> >
> >
> > > Ya know...I went back and read it after you wrote this...you're right.
> > > It sounds funny. Almost like a Steve Martin movie of some sorts. I
felt
> > > like Goldie Hawn the whole day...I wanted to go hang out with "that
> > > generation" but kept being pulled into the conservative mode because I
> > > was helping with the food and the kitchen making sure things went
> > > smoothly...and watching my grandangel cause the second ex kept trying
to
> > > take her (I don't THINK so woman). I relate to the younger generation
> > > much more than the older ones who are stuffy. They all think I'm
"cool"
> > > LOL. One of they guys took his hand out of his pocket and an illegal
> > > pipe of some sort fell out and my husband said, "YOU ARE SO BUSTED!"
and
> > > I just started laughing my butt off. I mean really....our new son in
law
> > > has a following of "groupies' because he was in a band for a long
> > > time....hard rock band. So....the "crew cut" sat next to the "long
> > > hair". Kind of funny.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Donna wrote:
> > > You made my day Jesse..... loved to hear that this type thing happens
to
> > > folks other than me... realize that is it not funny..... but sorry, I
am
> > > chuckling inside :)
> > >
> > >
> > > Donna
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > As for the wedding....you have to know that (A) I come from a very
> > > > dysfunctional family, (B) my husband's two ex's are dysfunctional
and
> > > > way "out there", (c) my stepdaughter and her new husband are from
"that
> > > > generation" as my husband puts it...so half of the wedding guests
were
> > > > rather conservative...and "that generation" made up the other
> > > > half...(facial piercing, tattoos all over, dressed rather
oddly...and
> > > > when you walked out back of the reception hall...the smell of pot
was
> > > > THICK let me tell ya). I had to make my sister go home because she
had
> > > > too much to drink (act surprised) and was hitting on my
brother-in-law
> > > > (who is very married). The mother of the bride (husband's first ex)
had
> > > > not eaten all day, took a Valium before the wedding and proceeded to
get
> > > > totally trashed at the reception (not a pretty sight) and the second
ex,
> > > > who really had no business being there but she invited herself, was
> > > > hovering around trying to mingle and most of them wanted nothing to
do
> > > > with her.
> > > >
> > > > BUT...the ceremony itself was nice. (deep breath) So...that's one
> > > child down and five more to go. I hope the others wait awhile.
> > >
> > >
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