a funny

A man was sitting on the bed observing his wife looking at her self in the mirror Since her birthday was not far away he asked her what she would like. "I'd like to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her an nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, then took her to the theme park. What a day! He put her on all the rides in the park, roller coaster etc.every thing there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Then it was off to the movie: popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure !
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed, exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile on his face and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,what was it like to be six again?" 

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size ,you dumb ***!"
The moral of the story: even when a man is listening he is gonna get it wrong! 
Kitty
neIN, Zone 5 
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