Re: Fwd: Women over 40 - Andy Rooney

RIGHT ON is all I have to say about that.  I love Andy Rooney.
  

Zemuly Sanders <zemuly@comcast.net> wrote:
  Cathy, I just love that!
zem
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Cathy Carpenter" 
To: 
Sent: Monday, June 18, 2007 6:53 PM
Subject: [CHAT] Fwd: Women over 40 - Andy Rooney


> Has nothing to do with gardening, but thought you might find it amusing.
>
> Cathy, west central IL, z5b
>
> Begin forwarded message:
>
>>>
>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>> In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
>>>> thinks about women over 40:
>>>>
>>>> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are
>>>> just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the
>>>> middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
>>>> care what you think.
>>>> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't
>>>> sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do,
>>>> and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified.
>>>> They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in
>>>> the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
>>>> it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
>>>> away with it.
>>>> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
>>>> what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.
>>>> You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you
>>>> get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
>>>> herCBCB younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
>>>> honest.
>>>> They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
>>>> like one.
>>>> You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we
>>>> praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
>>>> it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot
>>>> woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
>>>> making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies,
>>>> I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
>>>> can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays
>>>> 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize
>>>> it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
>>>> AMEN
>>>>
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