Re: War Zone

Ok- I must have had a long day- that one just cracked me up completely.

Theresa

Kitty wrote:

>Or maybe he has a polite pooping raccoon and a marauding constipated
>armadillo.
>Kitty
>neIN, Z5
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>From: "A A HODGES" <hodgesaa@earthlink.net>
>To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
>Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 8:15 PM
>Subject: RE: [CHAT] War Zone
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>>OK, laughed out loud at that one Jim. Don't let Jesse read that
>>message.........
>>
>>I wonder if raccoon scat and armadillo scat look similar. Maybe your
>>pest-catcher-killer guy is mistaken.
>>
>>Andrea H
>>Beaufort, SC
>>
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>>>[Original Message]
>>>From: james singer <islandjim1@verizon.net>
>>>To: Chat <gardenchat@hort.net>
>>>Date: 3/29/2005 5:55:24 PM
>>>Subject: [CHAT] War Zone
>>>
>>>We have become beset by a raccoon. It [sex unknown] has been marauding
>>>our back patio for a few weeks now, ripping up nearly every newly
>>>potted plant. It leaves alone those plants that have been potted long
>>>enough for the soil to firm up, but if the soil is somewhat loose, it
>>>tears it up. Ms Fatma spent a good part of yesterday repotting some
>>>cacti, a Madagascar palm, and other miscellaneous stuff--only to find
>>>them overturned, ripped out, and soil scattered everywhere this
>>>morning. Like a child had a tantrum.
>>>
>>>Pest-catcher-killer guy has just left. He scoured the yard and found
>>>raccoon scat [that's how we ID'd the creature], and is coming back
>>>tomorrow with a trap. I suppose it will be one of those have-a-heart
>>>traps, which is okay as long as once the raccoon is inside, he throws
>>>it in a lake.
>>>
>>>
>>>Island Jim
>>>Southwest Florida
>>>27.0 N, 82.4 W
>>>Hardiness Zone 10
>>>Heat Zone 10
>>>Minimum 30 F [-1 C]
>>>Maximum 100 F [38 C]
>>>
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