Re: Fw: Your Yearly Dementia Test

good one, guess I'm still ok for now - LOL

On 5/24/08, David Franzman <dfranzma@pacbell.net> wrote:
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> Subject: Your Yearly Dementia Test
> Date: Fri, 16
> May 2008 21:13:09 -0600
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> Your Yearly Dementia Test
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> It's that
> time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
> Exercise of the brain is
> as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important
> to
> keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very
> private
> way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
> Take the test presented
> here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you
> don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
> OK, relax, clear your
> mind and begin.
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> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> Answer: 'bread.'
> If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
> Try not to hurt
> yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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> 2. Say 'silk' five
> times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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> Answer: Cows drink water. If
> you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
> over-stressed
> and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate
> literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to
> question 3.
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> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is
> made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
> house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why
> the
> heck are you still reading these???
> If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
> (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
> Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail.
> The
> pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on
> a
> crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so
> and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land'
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> East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East
> Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?
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> Answer: You don't bury
> survivors.
> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If
> you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.
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> 5.
> Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
> Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six
> people
> get off the bus and nine people get on. InSwindon, two people get off and
> four
> get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea ,
> three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
> off
> and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
> What was the name of the
> bus driver?
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> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
> Don't you remember your own
> name? It was YOU!!
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> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do
> better than you.
> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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