Re: RE: holiday decorating, now mice

Oh Lordy, Kitty, LOLOLOLOL....hah, hah, ah hah.....tears in the old
eyeballs....

Marge Talt, zone 7 Maryland
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> From: Kitty <kmrsy@comcast.net>
> 
> Thought you might enjoy this:
> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on the
> night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet
parakeet,
> and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company
and
> requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front
door to
> leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots
back into
> the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she"
always
> tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes
> inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot
pursuit.
> 
> The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She
> explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon."
He's just
> going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the
> husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they
drive
> away. "Stupid b*%@# was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with
a coat
> hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep
> her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a**
downstairs and
> threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked
car...
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Donna " <justme@prairieinet.net>
> To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
> Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 6:27 PM
> Subject: RE: RE: [CHAT] holiday decorating, now mice
> 
> 
> > > Had to change the subject line a little....unless you're
planning to
> > > decorate your upsidedown tree with mouse carcasses.
> > >
> > > Kitty
> >
> > well now... wouldn't that get the neighbors talking.....
> >
> > Donna
> >
> >
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