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[GWL]: If it's a tough day out there....

OK gang - the latest and best in writer humour is starting to go 'round the 
writer boards. Just to brighten up your day ...


Q. How many freelancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. No one's sure. The ones who can screw them in, we can't afford, and the
ones we can afford can't screw in a lightbulb.

Q. How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. I can't tell whether you mean "change a light bulb" or "have sex in a
light bulb." Can we remove the ambiguity?

Q. How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw it in and two to hold down the author.

I note I did not write any of these - I only take the responsibility for 
sharing the cleanest of the ones I've seen. All others will only be shared 
in the bar in Orlando.

Anybody heard any others?
:-)

Doug


Douglas Green,
Freelance writing: You've got a story to tell - I can write it.
http://www.simplegiftsfarm.com/clips/clipmaster.htm

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